Markets are kaput, I can’t find a roll of toilet paper and Trump will outlaw intimate relations soon as a sort of social distancing.

Yeah, testing? Where’ s my Charmin?

Trump has turned this country into the former Soviet Union. Putin is the former head of the KGB.

OK, I’ll shut up and get in line for toilet paper. Golly, the next thing the government will do is take our right to vote away. Or as my patron saint Ghoulardi once said, “Turn blue,” you purple knife.

And to Mr. Frye, the song “Sign, sign, everywhere a sign, don’t you read the sign?”

Bill Moroski


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