“I would rather be governed by the first thousand people in the phone book than by these teutonic twits.” — William F. Buckley, Jr.
I want to thank the administration for my new job, Director of Collective Identity. This new job came after joining the New World Order Church. Go figure! They also asked me to be in charge of food distribution. It’s not first-come, first-serve; it’s you serve, you eat. See ya!