To the tune of “Take Me Out to the Ballgame:”
Take me out of the ballgame,
Take out crowd as well.
Take out the politics and the crap,
I don’t care if I ever go back.
So take me out of the ballgame,
take out the great crowd as well.
And it’s one, two, three strikes you’re out, Major League Baseball.
Feel free to sing it as often as you like.