I am pleased to announce my new patent on a machine. Funny thing is, it only turns left. I thought about calling it the Marx Machine — but that’s intellectual theft. But these jerks with “pudding” for brains have stolen from Karl Marx and called it critical race theory replacing class struggle with race.

What a bunch of psycho-babble.

By the way my new machine is flying off the shelves.

Bruce Thompson

Jefferson

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