Aw, what Mailbag would be complete without your words of wisdom, Mr. Campbell?
You’d be wise to leave my dear mother out of this.
And, as a tool, I apologize for throwing a monkey wrench at you, but it’s “you’re.” — DM
I had been asking around and heard you were no longer at the Beacon.
Unfortunately my sources were wrong.
Caleb, are you and the esteemed Mr. Campbell related, by chance?
Sorry to disappoint, though — DM
Soon you and your paper will be out of business to so we won’t have to see your (flipping) picture again.
My cat’s favorite target in his litter box is you.
Dan, now I know why the cats were always trying to cover me up when I was a little kid playing in the sandbox. — DM