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Published April 10, 2008 05:21 pm - AFTER I FELL INTO THE DOLPHIN TANK IN JAMAICA AND RECOVERED FROM MY CLOSE ENCOUNTER WITH THE CRUISE SHIP’S MASSEUSE, Hubby and I spent the remainder of the afternoon dining and shopping in Ochos Rio, Jamaica. She blows her top over topless diver Hubby omitted from his story Shelley Terry column Star Beacon AFTER I FELL INTO THE DOLPHIN TANK IN JAMAICA AND RECOVERED FROM MY CLOSE ENCOUNTER WITH THE CRUISE SHIP’S MASSEUSE, Hubby and I spent the remainder of the afternoon dining and shopping in Ochos Rio, Jamaica. Hubby’s eyes sparkled and he looked so cute and suntanned in his camouflage “cruise wear,” a.k.a. khaki shorts and a shirt with palm-trees print. When I asked him what was the occasion, he explained he was just “refreshed” after his morning excursion — scuba diving along Devil’s Reef. “Devil’s” Reef? (The name should have tipped me off to the possibility of mischief.) “How was the dive?” I asked. “Great!” he said, smiling from ear to ear. “Better than Grand Cayman?” I said. “Yes,” he said. “Oh, yes.” “Wow,” I said, remembering he once said Grand Cayman was the top place ON EARTH to scuba dive. But I dropped it, although his googly eyes made me a bit suspicious. I probably would have pressed the matter further, but frankly, I was too wrapped up in my near-drowning in the dolphin tank. “That water tasted horrible! Horrible!” I said over and over again as I ordered another and another frozen margarita. (Note to readers: These beverages were strictly for medicinal purposes.) “Let’s buy some rum,” said Hubby, who was truly in the party mode. Inside the Jamaican liquor store, we discovered a smorgasbord of rums to choose from and the clerk offered FREE samples. Hubby was like a kid in a candy store. Six shots of rum and an hour later ... 
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