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Published April 02, 2008 04:00 pm - FTER I RECOVERED FROM FALLING IN THE DOLPHIN TANK AT DOLPHIN COVE IN JAMAICA, I went to the cruise ship’s spa for a little rest and relaxation. To my delight, I won a free hot stone massage. It’s hard to relax when covered with oil, almost naked and alone with a stranger A SHELLEY TERRY column Star Beacon AFTER I RECOVERED FROM FALLING IN THE DOLPHIN TANK AT DOLPHIN COVE IN JAMAICA, I went to the cruise ship’s spa for a little rest and relaxation. To my delight, I won a free hot stone massage. Sunshine, palm trees ... Oooo la la ... What woman hasn’t fantasized about getting a professional massage in a tropical setting? Warm oil, soft breezes while strong hands rub our cares away? That’s exactly what I thought when they announced my name as the winner. What I got, however, was something entirely different! Me: “Hi! I’m Shelley. I’m here for my free massage.” Receptionist: “Hello. Could you fill out these forms — just a waiver form. Then you’ll be seeing Maria.” Me: “Maria” Receptionist: “Yes.” Me: “Oh.” (Thinking: So much for the fantasy back massage with Antonio Banderas. Did I say Antonio Banderas? I meant Hubby! Of course, Hubby!) Well, on with the story... As I went through the checklist of questions — Any allergies? Heart conditions? Lung ailments? Loose bones? Fears of oils, rocks or stones? I suddenly realized there might be more to this massage than I was led to believe. Still I pressed on. After some introductory pleasantries, Maria led me into a candlelit room with weird music playing, the kind of songs/hum you would expect Madonna to have on when she’s meditating. Maria: “Hang your clothes up here and slip under the sheets, face down. I’ll be right back.” My natural flight instinct kicked in, but I resisted it. After all, I’m the modest sort and I started to feel uncomfortable: “Do I have to take off ALL of my clothes? What about my underwear?” Maria: “You can leave on your panties, if you like.” She leaves the room. 
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